Dear cat,
It is time we had a serious talk about the balance in our relationship. Currently, I am your slave. Forcing me out of bed three times during the night by meowing plaintively in my ear/outside the window is not kind. I am not the night doorman.
It is also perfectly ok to sleep next to me. You do not have to be draped over and therefore paralysing one or many of my limbs. I cannot cope with the frequent occurrences of pins and needles. I also cannot breathe when you are squashing my lungs.
Many thanks
P.s. your breath smells. Do not lick my face
It is time we had a serious talk about the balance in our relationship. Currently, I am your slave. Forcing me out of bed three times during the night by meowing plaintively in my ear/outside the window is not kind. I am not the night doorman.
It is also perfectly ok to sleep next to me. You do not have to be draped over and therefore paralysing one or many of my limbs. I cannot cope with the frequent occurrences of pins and needles. I also cannot breathe when you are squashing my lungs.
Many thanks
P.s. your breath smells. Do not lick my face
Me and my tormentor...
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